This was a weird one... Kazuhito Harumi, a book worm, get shot at a book signing by his favorite author, Kirihime Natsuno, and gets reincarnated as a dachshund (long haired version) that only the author can talk to.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
Kirihime Natsuno has a pair of panty scissors (ala Mysterious Girlfriend X) and is a bit of a masochist... she cuts Kazuhito when he is 'bad'. So yeah, level 11 weird shit.
The story is actually like a mystery series with battles.... I don't know... things happen... shit gets weirder and weirder culminating in episode 11 where Natsuno get drunk, tells Kazuhito (who is a dachshund remember) of her dream of marrying him (the dog) and having babies (with a dog). The coup de grace is at the end where they are on the bed, and sexy talk leads to being puked on by a drunk Natsuno. I LOVE YOU JAPAN!!! NEVER CHANGE!!! hahahahaha
Its only 12 episodes and rates a C... average shit is average.. nothing to see here... but if you want to out 'weirdest anime I ever saw' anyone and not have to use School Days then Dog and Scissors would be a top 5 pick.